we knew the day would come

Well. It finally happened. We knew it eventually would and today was the day.Elijah pooped on me. Not just in my direction, or while I was wiping his bottom. I mean ON me. Just as I was about to put Desitin on his bottom. I'm talking projectile squirt across the room, ON ME. And it was a whole load worth of poo. He got poo all over his jammies, 2 clean diapers, 2 burp cloths, his quilt, a receiving blanket, my pajama pants, my legs, my feet, my shoulders (I don't even know how he did that), my arms, and of course his own legs, feet, and belly. And he smiled the entire time. Funny little guy. Yeah, real funny. Oh well, I needed to do a load of laundry anyway. [sighs]